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Death of Major John Shmitt of the USAF (Arizona)
Remove from Gene Pool, March, 4, 2005
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Sign the guestbook Posted by Officer Thompson of the Arizona State Police (3/4/05)- I am sorry to hear about the death of John he was a close friend and I was horribly distressed to find his teeth imbedded in that cliff with the remains of his car.

Sign the guestbookPosted by Benjamin Franklin (3/4/05)- We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Sign the guestbookPosted by Darwinawards.com (3/5/05)- We are glad to announce that Major John Shmitt has been awarded a Darwin Award for the noble act of removing himself from the gene pool by attaching a rocket engine to the roof of his car.

Sign the guestbookPosted by Hadassa Smith (3/5/05)- The funeral will be at the Cohen, Cohen, Cohen and Cohen Memorial Chapel at 5:30 am as he was (sob!) an early riser and since he has no family there will be no one sitting shiva.

Sign the guestbookPosted by Rabbi Becky Goldstein (3/6/05)- Mazel Tov John the whole community is proud of you, you are the first person from Yeshivas Avodas Zaras of Eastern North Churchsville to receive a Darwin Award and all the boys in the Church Street Kollel want to join you in the select circle of Darwin Award recipients.
Sign the guestbookPosted by FBI Agent Carter
(3/7/05)- We have received information that Major John Shmitt might still be alive, and hiding out with Osama bin Laden, Elvis, and the Lubavitcher Rebbe in the Bermuda Triangle.
 

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