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Posted by Dotza Scolaster (8/25/1504)- Dear Gavriel: I'm so glad you can finally rest in peace, I never thought it would happen, you were always so happy. I'm sorry that I couldnt make it to your funeral, I was too busy smashing cats and collecting filth. All the best to you in heaven,and may your ancestors have much nachas from you there.

Posted by Gavriel Chapman (8/27/1504)- I'm not dead!

Posted by Chaim Chapman (8/27/1504)- Yes, he is.

Posted by Gavriel Chapman (8/27/1504)- I'm not!

Posted by Chaim Chapman (8/27/1504)- Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.

Posted by Gavriel Chapman (8/27/1504)- I'm getting better!

Posted by Chaim Chapman (8/27/1504)- No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

Posted by Gavriel Chapman (8/27/1504)- I feel fine! I think I'll go for a walk.

Posted by The Funeral Director (8/27/1504)- Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

Posted by Chaim Chapman (8/27/1504)- You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?

Posted by Gavriel Chapman (8/27/1504)- I feel happy... I feel happy...

Posted by The Funeral Director (8/27/1504)- I suppose ... [Whomps Gavriel]

Posted by Chaim Chapman (8/27/1504)- Ah, thanks very much.

Posted by The Funeral Director (8/27/1504)- Not at all. See you on Thursday.