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Posted by Sara Greenfarb (9/27/2004)- I CANT BELIEVE IT!?!? I WATERED IT SO CAREFULLY!!!  WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW??????

Posted by Rachael Smithberg (12/7/1969)- I'm SOOOO sad for you! that was like, your favorite plant. At least it wasn't a surprise, I noticed it had been wilting since you bought it.

Posted by Sally Himmeling (9/29/1504)- Aw, I remember when you were just a sapling.  I'm glad you've gone to a better place.

Posted by Frank Stein (9/28/2004)- BEWARE I once buried a plant and it RETURNED TO LIFE, I saw its pale stalk reaching out from the grave almost a month after its passing! Luckily I had time to cut it up and poison the ground around it before the zombie plant could kill me and my family.

Posted by Lill Gillis (9/28/2004)- You won't believe it, but I once killed an artificial plant!  Left it out in the sun, it turned brown and the leaves fell off.  Not everyone has a green thumb, don't get so upset over it.

Posted by PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Aglaonemas) (9/28/2004)- You won't get away with this! Perennial aglaonemas don't just die when kept at 60-85°F, It was murdered!  A slow thirsting death, O' HORRIBLE EVIL!!!

Posted by Schachter Family (9/28/2004)- Don't feel so bad, once we completely forgot about our plants then when we came back from vacation they were all dead. PETA gave us some flak too, just take a tomato hostage and they'll leave you alone.

Posted by John (9/30/2004)- Hey Our Houseplant, Nice to see your name in print again. Speaking of which, remember that loan I gave you back in the old country. You always said you would pay me back someday, but you never did. I'm kind of short on cash right now, so I would appreciate it if you were to give back the ten, twenty or (please, please) fifty bucks I lent you. Just send the loot to: John Smith 459 8th Avenue NY, NY, 10101 This is not a scam, John