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The New York Times|
(6/23/2004)- Mr. Crazeny Nutskas
found giant shrimp in his water while cleaning his lettuce. He told
our reporter "I don't understand it I was cleaning some greens for a
salad and all the sudden a bunch of giant shrimp were all over my
kitchen." This is a real problem for the Orthodox Jewish community as
they will not be able to drink the city water.
(6/24/2004)- Don't worry people there
is no problem with the water because you can't see the shrimp in the
(6/24/2004)- Are you joking the shrimp
in my water have got to be at least three inches long.
Posted by C Food Yung
(6/25/2004)- IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are
Jewish you cannot eat the shrimp however you can give them to me, I
assure you that I will dispose of them properly free of charge!
Posted by Dr. Polikofsky, Licensed Chiropracter and Professor of Literature
(6/26/2004)- Recent studies have shown
that shrimp have split hooves and chew there cud so therefor according
to Jewish law they are now kosher and there is no problem, not only
that but they also have scales and fins so they are double kosher, and
finally I have found sacred text stating that shrimp is a bird that is
traditional eaten by jews, do you need anymore proof?
Posted by Disbelievers Anonymous of California
(6/27/2004)- We did
not believe you, and therefore we looked in the water and discovered
absolutely no shrimp at all. You people have really got to clean your
Posted by Wierdstuff.com
(6/30/2004)- Me and john went to NYC to
see these giant shrimp in the water and we discovered a complete lack
of shrimp, until we looked at the water through a microscope, and I
must admit a saw a whole group of giant three inch long shrimp and
they had hooves, scales, and feathers, therefor there is no problem