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Eyewitness News
(7/18/2003)- We are sad to report that a chassid who shall remain nameless
has been caught trying to pass off cow and sheep for quality beaver, mink,
fox, and bear. We have informed the city and they will be shutting his
business down and throwing him in jail for fraud and for paying his tax's.
He refused to make a comment as he left court. |
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Rabbi Yonasan
(7/19/2003)- I was outraged to discover that what I thought was 75% beaver
and 25% Mink was really just cow skin with dyed sheep wool on it. |
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Rabbi Finkelstein
(7/20/2003)- How dare he, what was he thinking making a special hat of
extreme religious significance for the Ultra-Orthodox out of kosher
animals?!? It's a shanda and a chillul Hashem, rachmana litzlan! |
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Psychedelic, Man!!!
(7/20/2003)- The cow swam over the sun in a pot of purple with a couple of
chickens and a gross of armadillos. Chartreuse minks with goats in boats in
the moat. |
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Rabbi Rabinowitz
(7/22/2003)- This cannot stand we cannot make streimels out of cows, if this
continues the damage it will do to the Jewish community would be immense.
And then the next thing you know they will be accusing me of worshipping
cows. Thank you very much, but I am very happy with my Beavers and Minks. |
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Rabbi Shnuraitis
(7/23/2003)- I need tzedaka. I have 26 children, and my eldest sons has just
gotten engaged and I need $500,000 dollars for the wedding because I have
spent all my money on my pure mink streimels and beaver/fox bekesha. Please
send check or preferably cash to my home in Beverly Hills, CA 90210. Thank
you. |
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