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Posted by Rabbi Manticore (12/3/1764)- Shmuel I have taken a look in the gemara and found that even though you need blood to survive you still can't drink blood. Meseches Nissa clearly states that if a jewish man is turned into a vampire he is dead, therfor he cannot techincaly live and therfor he doesn't need anything to survive.

Posted by Mordichia Jokeleskoy (6/14/1767)- I can feel for you Shmuel, I got turned into a Werewolf and I havent been able to daven Kiddush Lavana in 15 years.

Posted by Boogyman Gold (6/14/1767) - I can't go to shul anymore, the rabbi of my congregation kicked me out after the Gabbi found me in the extra siddur closet and had a heart attack.

Posted by Sarah Harpie (2/19/1775)- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Posted by Tuvya "See Through" Mikalister (11/27/1776)- I Died 173 years ago and became a ghost, I ended up haunting my shul so that I could daven, but not for the life of me could I get my Teffilan on. Now its a church and I have to listen to long boring sermons every sunday, plus they are always trying to exorcise me.