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Walk Among Us!!!!|
It's true. Chicago resident Meir
Kleinfelder states he has conclusive proof that his neighbor's chassan
is not all he seems. Read futher for details. And, don't miss our
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(12/17/2004)- My neighbor Mindy Perlman married Yehezkel Levovitz about
a month ago, and I immediatly noticed he was a little strange. He
always left for work early in the morning and came back late at night.
He looks slightly odd. He never made good eye contact, and I once
caught him looking at the stars. I was suspicious then. But I didn't
know the truth until yesterday.
That's when I found a genuine working geshmalderborgen in his kitchen.
What use would a human have for such a gadget?
Alan Watts, Ufologist|
(12/19/2004)- I knew it! This explains everything. The pyramids,
Stonehenge, Bin Laden's disappearance, the battle of Agincourt. Aliens
are behind it all. They've been among us for several years now.
I tried to warn you. But did you listen? NO, you called me a fool. Well
I think this geshmalderborgen is enough proof for anyone. See
aliens exist after all. Who's the fool now? Who's the fool now!
(12/20/2004)- How can you say such Loshen Hara? Yehezkel learned with
me in kollel for three years! He a good bachur. So stop defaming his
I mean, come on. He clearly looks like he's human to me.
(12/20/2004)- Oh yeah, he went to Kollel with you. The kollel on Alpha
Centuri Prime!!! And as for Yehezkel looking human, haven't you ever
In Black. Everyone knows aliens wear skins. if you enlarge the picture
you can clearly see areas where his skin is loose and wrinkled. How
dumb do you aliens think we are.
Xaxar, Great Leader of the Foemeds
(12/22/2004)- Very dumb puny human. Taking over your world should be a