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  Posted by Rachel
Netter (12/06/2005)
- Esty! What
in the world is going on? You're not engaged?! But
I saw it on OnlySimchas, it must be true! You weren't even
dating? Who is this guy? Who am I? who
are any of us? |
| Posted by Esther Blumenkranz
(12/06/2005)
- Yeah. So I
know the guy, and he's a friend. I like him, but I don't LIKE
like him, you know? |
| Posted by Mordechai
Goldenfeld (12/06/2005)
- Ok, I can
explain. It was my friend's idea of a joke. I think
he was bitter from when I replaced his shampoo with honey. |
| Posted by Josh Greenfeld
(12/06/2005)
- Bitter? Who's bitter? |
| Posted by Mordechai
Goldenfeld (12/06/2005)
- Hey, come on, I'm
not that bad, am I? |
| Posted by Esther Blumenkranz
(12/06/2005)
- Maybe if you
showered....and grew a few inches taller....and were a different
person.... |
| Posted by Mordechai Goldenfeld
(12/06/2005)
- Oh,
and like you're such a prize piece yourself. You could stand
to
take a breath in between your random, incoherent ramblings, HONEY. |
| Posted by Mrs.
Blumenkranz (12/06/2005)
- Hey! That's my
daughter you're talking about, mister! |
| Posted by Mordechai
Goldenfeld (12/06/2005)
- Hey! She's MY fiance! Well, sorta. Ok,
not at, all, B"H. |
| Posted by Rachel Feldstein
(12/06/2005)
- What
do you mean, B"H? Esther is a real metziah, you are missing out by not
really being engaged. And Esther, I look forward to a real
posting on OS! |
| Posted by Leora Mandelbaum
(12/06/2005)
- Hey, Josh, that's a pretty funny trick. And I am single, you know... |
| Posted by Esther Blumenkranz
(12/06/2005)
- All
of you, just leave us alone, ok? And Mordy: shut up, you
snot-nosed piece of rat vomit. I never should've said you
were my
friend even. Don't talk to me again, ok, DEAR? |
| Posted by Mordechai Goldenfeld
(12/06/2005)
- Fine. |
| Posted by Esther Blumenkranz
(12/06/2005)
- Fine.
But now my sister's friend are all angry at her, since they think that
I got engaged, and they called her like 2 seconds after it was posted
on onlysimchas to yell at her for not telling them first. But
now
when they find out it was fake, they'll be even angrier! |
| Posted by Mordechai
Goldenfeld (12/06/2005)
- Shoot. And
my Mom's gonna kill me if I don't give her some grandchildren, and
pronto. Ummm...Esty? |
| Posted by Esther Blumenkranz
(12/06/2005)
- Yes? |
| Posted by Mordechai
Goldenfeld (12/06/2005)
- Do you want to go
out Saturday night? |
| Posted by Esther Blumenkranz
(12/06/2005)
- Sure, what the heck. |
| Posted by Rivky
Blumenkranz (12/06/2005)
- Will someone please
tell me what begeezus is going on? You two are completely,
totally barking mad! Raving lunatics! |
| Posted by Mrs. Blumenkranz
(12/06/2005)
- Calm
down, dear. It's not insanity. It's love.
It makes
people do crazy things. Like skydiving, or having
kids. Or
getting posted on OnlySimchas. |
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