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(6/23/2366)- CHAVIE HOROWITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ooommmggg!!!
katie called me last night and told me the incredible news!!!!! i think
i almost fell off my chair!! i was absoultely shocked!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!
mazel tov!!!!!!! may you both build a bayis neeman biyisrael and all
the best!!! love you!!! mazel tov again!!!!! - Chaya
(6/25/2366)- Live long, and prosper.
Rav Gavriel Grossman(6/24/2366)- Chaya, you have the whole University of Stern in complete
uproar!!!! You had such potential!! This guy obviously doesn't
learn in a kollel all day! How could you marry such an Am-Ha'aretz?! He
even has a job!! I mean his people
actually believe business is important!! Completely the wrong type!!
What a waste for a nice girl like you!! I'm ashamed!!!!!! |
(6/27/2366)- Gron, first of all, I expect a kilo of platinum
for the following congratulatory remarks:
You dunce! How could you marry a Human wife?! Do you think she'll be
subservient?! Will she adopt the proper female dress?! Does a human
know how to cook grasshoppers to the proper degree of perfection
according to the ancient traditions?!!
Oh, and you owe me $256.31 for that smuggling run.
Rav Finkle Steinman|
(6/27/2366) Although the Ferengi don't learn in kollel, baruch hashem
they are at least corrupt businessmen. And Gron must know how to properly
Also, we now have a mekor for which grasshoppers are
kosher. I wish you much Mazal
(6/28/2366)- Live long and prosper.
Warf Rosenberg |
(6/28/2366)- Mazel Tov Chavie SoH Qay' wIj yab ghorgh jIH leghta' lIj pong Daq onlytzaras loD SoH ghIj jIH ta' ghobe' Har 'oH 'ach jIH 'oH Har vaD SoH yuDHa' tul SoH mazal 'ej bracha Daq lIj plq yIn tay' 'ej Gron SoH ghaj QaQ be'nal teblu'ta' vo' quv 'ej HoS