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Non-Engagment of Esther Blumenkranz (Teaneck, NJ) and Moderchai Goldenfeld (Woodmere, NY)
Tuesday, December 6, 2005
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Sign the guestbook Posted by Esther Blumenkranz (12/06/2005) - OMG! I got posted on OnlySimchas and I'm not engaged!!!
Sign the guestbook Posted by Rachel Netter (12/06/2005) - Esty!  What in the world is going on?   You're not engaged?! But I saw it on OnlySimchas, it must be true!  You weren't even dating?  Who  is this guy?  Who am I? who are any of us?
Sign the guestbook Posted by Esther Blumenkranz (12/06/2005) - Yeah.  So I know the guy, and he's a friend.  I like him, but I don't LIKE like him, you know?
Sign the guestbook Posted by Mordechai Goldenfeld (12/06/2005) -  Ok, I can explain.  It was my friend's idea of a joke.  I think he was bitter from when I replaced his shampoo with honey.
Sign the guestbook Posted by Josh Greenfeld (12/06/2005) - Bitter? Who's bitter?
Sign the guestbook Posted by Mordechai Goldenfeld (12/06/2005) - Hey, come on, I'm not that bad, am I?
Sign the guestbook Posted by Esther Blumenkranz (12/06/2005) - Maybe if you showered....and grew a few inches taller....and were a different person....
Sign the guestbook Posted by Mordechai Goldenfeld (12/06/2005) - Oh, and like you're such a prize piece yourself.  You could stand to take a breath in between your random, incoherent ramblings, HONEY.
Sign the guestbook Posted by Mrs. Blumenkranz (12/06/2005) - Hey! That's my daughter you're talking about, mister!
Sign the guestbook Posted by Mordechai Goldenfeld (12/06/2005) - Hey!  She's MY fiance!  Well, sorta.  Ok, not at, all, B"H.
Sign the guestbook Posted by Rachel Feldstein (12/06/2005) - What do you mean, B"H? Esther is a real metziah, you are missing out by not really being engaged.  And Esther, I look forward to a real posting on OS!
Sign the guestbook Posted by Leora Mandelbaum (12/06/2005) - Hey, Josh, that's a pretty funny trick. And I am single, you know...
Sign the guestbook Posted by Esther Blumenkranz (12/06/2005) - All of you, just leave us alone, ok?  And Mordy: shut up, you snot-nosed piece of rat vomit.  I never should've said you were my friend even.  Don't talk to me again, ok, DEAR?
Sign the guestbook Posted by Mordechai Goldenfeld (12/06/2005) - Fine.
Sign the guestbook Posted by Esther Blumenkranz (12/06/2005) - Fine. But now my sister's friend are all angry at her, since they think that I got engaged, and they called her like 2 seconds after it was posted on onlysimchas to yell at her for not telling them first.  But now when they find out it was fake, they'll be even angrier!
Sign the guestbook Posted by Mordechai Goldenfeld (12/06/2005) - Shoot.  And my Mom's gonna kill me if I don't give her some grandchildren, and pronto.  Ummm...Esty?
Sign the guestbook Posted by Esther Blumenkranz (12/06/2005) - Yes?
Sign the guestbook Posted by Mordechai Goldenfeld (12/06/2005) - Do you want to go out Saturday night?
Sign the guestbook Posted by Esther Blumenkranz (12/06/2005) - Sure, what the heck.
Sign the guestbook Posted by Rivky Blumenkranz (12/06/2005) - Will someone please tell me what begeezus is going on?  You two are completely, totally barking mad! Raving lunatics!
Sign the guestbook Posted by Mrs. Blumenkranz (12/06/2005) - Calm down, dear.  It's not insanity.  It's love.  It makes people do crazy things.  Like skydiving, or having kids.  Or getting posted on OnlySimchas.

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