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Posted by Michel Nostradamus (3/1/1555) - Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers: The greater part of the region will be against the Hister, The great one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage, When the German child will observe nothing.

Posted by Avraham Van Helsing (3/2/2005) - Ach, it’s true. My zon’s pet lion, Hister, echscaped from my houze, svam across der river, und ate somevone, just as Nostradamus predicted. Now they’re going to lock poor Hister in an iron cage und drag him to der zoo, just because my son didn’t observe der law. It all fits. Heil Nostradamus! He can predict anything.

Posted by John Skeptic (3/4/2005) - Come on! Do you really think Nostradamus predicted that some crazy German guy would release a lion 500 years later? What kind of name is Hister for a lion anyway...

Posted by Mordichai Abromwitz (3/6/2005) - You tell him! Hester refers to Hess gas stations. That or snakes. Hisssssssssssster, Hissssssssssssssster. But it’s certainly not lions. Lions, Ha

Posted by Michel Nostradamus (3/7/1555) - Well what about this: "Those who were in the realm for knowledge Will become impoverished at the change of King: Some exiled without support, having no gold, The lettered and letters will not be at a high premium."

Posted by Dovid Rosenberg (3/8/2005) - It clearly predicts the current exponential rise in Yeshiva tuition. The king is President Bush, and the letters obviously refer to Gemara. It all fits. Nostradamus is saying when Geoge W. Bush becomes King of America (He didn’t know it would be a democracy at that point.) Yeshiva tuition would be high but learning will be cheap to those who want it. Nostrdamus, a true Chachum.

Posted by John Skeptic (3/9/2005) - Of course he knew Yeshiva tuition would be high, Yeshiva tuition has always been high! Nostradamus knew nothing.

Posted by Michel Nostradamus (3/14/1555) - Let those who read this verse consider it profoundly, Let the profane and the ignorant herd keep away: And far away all Astrologers, Idiots and Barbarians, May he who does otherwise be subject to the sacred rite. Stop making fun of me. I’m a seer I tell you.