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Xai Per Ton|
Dovid Abromowitz has vaquished (murdered, beheaded, detroyed) the dreaded
Hen Job Yud, aka. Darth Killyouall (They have such cooler names then we do)
without succumbing to the dark side, so I hereby grant him full status as an
official Jedi Knight, as well as award him a new Chinese Dynasty sounding
name, Soi Zou Han.
Hey Dovid, or I guess its Soi now, Congrats on your graduation. I cant tell
whether you're an actual Jedi or a very weird hermit, or some other guy in a
robe with a deadly weapon. Either way, I'm happy for you. Stay safe, and try
not to kill anyone. I hear that's important.
Oh and could you "confront" my boss? I need a raise. Just do that hand
wavey thingy. I tried doing it myself, but it didn't work too well.
"You will give me a raise . . . you will stop being stingy . . ."
Mazel tov! I don't know you but I think it's great that you want to be in
the Jedi Knight department. Good luck on saving the galaxy, and fighting
sith, and that other strange stuff you weird people do. May Hashem bless you
and guard you anywhere your career might take you. Yevarechecha Hashem
May the force be with you, whatever that means,
Great, its not great. its awful. My little Dovidel wouldn't have wanted to
be a Jedi Knight. He would have wanted to learn in kollel all day and night.
But did I get a chance to raise him? NO! Because his blood had too many
mitochondria or something. So they (sob) abducted Dovid, and
took him far away where he could've been killed. Instead of learning torah...
Dovid had to learn to build weapons. (wail) Instead of doing mitzvos, Dovid
had to fight dangerous crazy people. (wail) And I couldn't do a thing about
it. Jedi Council ... More like some kind of cruel African gorrilla group.
And they call this galaxy a republic :-(.
How can you say that! Why, to give your young child over to military
training is the best thing you can do for him and the universe!
I personally have sent all 7 of my sons and daughters off at a young age to
fight evil. They are all enjoying themselves, (at least the living ones)
(10/22/#)- Oh great. Another Jedi. Another guy to track down. Another arm to amputate.
What a hassle. Sometime I wonder if being a Sith Lord is all its cracked up
to be. Oh well, I do love the torture and killing part. And of course, our
names are way cooler than theirs. Soi Zou Han, come on! Where does Yoda get
Oh, and send my condolences to Darth Killyouall's family will you. He was a
great collegue. I think I'll choke a coupla hostages in his memory.