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Posted by Jyllands-Posten (2/16/2006) - I listed a moldy Cheese Danish on Ebay that looks like a camel and now I am getting death threats

Posted by Ahmed "Madman" Ibn Gamal (2/16/2006) - This is clearly the camel which belonged to Mohammed. It is blasphemous to show this image. Putting it on display is an UNFORGIVABLE INSULT which merits the punishment of death. We cannot allow this offense to our Prophet and our religion of Peace. We must call for a ban on all sweet pastry, maybe even all baked goods.

Posted by Jakhnun Mogahed (2/16/2006) - I am going out right now to throw stones at all the bakeries in my city. Also every place that sells cheese. Also all foreign embassies, just in case.

Posted by Yasmin Shahid (2/17/2006) - Please do not burn down my bakery! I do not, Allah forbid, sell Cheese Danish, only the permitted "Roses of the Propher Mohammad."

Posted by Ayatollah Khomeini (2/17/2006) - Too bad our nuclear reactor was bombed by those evil Israelis, otherwise I wouldn’t have had to lug around all these heavy rocks.

Posted by Mikhaela Muhammed (2/17/2006) - I am outraged how the newspapers have written about this sacrilege. Some have even insulted the Prophet by printing images of the blasphemy!!!! Now, excuse me, i must join my brothers in burning down California where ebay is located. We must also kill EVERYONE who has ever bought or sold anything on ebay.

Posted by Salman Rushdie (2/17/2006) - I have no intention of ever writing a book about this.

Posted by Posted by a Reasonable Neighbor (2/17/2006) - I think it is a good thing that the Muslims stand up for themselves. I am inspired by their example. Next time the guy next door washes his car in HIS driveway and the soapsuds get on MY lawn, I WILL SHOOT HIM.

Posted by Posted by Summayia Khan (2/17/2006) - We are burning public buildings here in Australia to show our solidarity and support of your anger over this offensive and sacrilegious evildoing.

Posted by Posted by Joe Smith (2/17/2006) - Doesn’t any one else think this is just a bit of an overreaction? Am I the only one who realizes this has nothing to do with the stupid Danish?!!! The pastry is not offensive to them, we are offensive to them!!! Rampaging Muslim "demonstrators" just torched every car in Europe!!! Why does everyone let them get away with this? Hey!!!!!! Someone just threw a rock thru my living room window!!!!! OMG!!!! Call 911, I  smell smoke !!!!

Posted by Karim Makkawl (2/17/2006) - Death to all Infidels who mock Mohammed by desecrating the Koran!! What??? Oops, sorry, wrong protest.