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 Posted by John
Okobongo (2/16/2006)
- Hello, I am last living relative of the Zaire President Mobutu Sese
Seko Kuku Ngbendu wa za Banga I have in my possession $54,000,000 but
in order to get money into US, I need to get $25,000 bribe to Customs
Inspector. If you give me your money, I will split me money and give
you half. Do not refuse generous offer. Also give me bank account
numbers and social security card. Could prove useful. |
 Posted by
Chava Lowenstein
(2/16/2006)- That sounds like a good deal. And we could certainly use
the money. Plus I could donate some to the shul and help the community.
I’ll wire the money to Mr. Okobongo right away. |
 Posted by John
Unabomber
(2/16/2006)- I would like to wire you the money. I could certainly use
the cash for my non-profit Deaf Radio Station. But, I must first
discern whether you are a trustworthy guy. In my country men balance
flounder on their heads to prove the value of their honor. I know it
sounds like a ridiculous ritual, but if you could just send me a photo
of yourself balancing a flounder, it would ease my conscience, and of
course lead to a bigger payoff. No fish, no deal. |
 Posted by John
Okobongo
(2/17/2006)- Well Mr. Unabomber, as uncle Mobutu used to say, anything
for the customer. I would gladly send you this picture with the
flounder if it makes you send money faster. And, Ms. Lowenstein will be
happy to know I now have 144 million so there enough for each of you. I
await your wire. |
 Posted by John
Unabomber
(2/17/2006)- Unfortunately Western Union now charges 50 bucks to wire
money to Nigeria, and I don’t have $50 to spare. If you wire
me
50, I’ll wire you the 25,000, and then you can wire me the
144
million (I’m not sharing it with Chava). |
 Posted by John
Okobongo
(2/17/2006)- Hey what gives. I wire you 50 and you vanish. You try to
Nigeria Scam me it not funny. May all your crops die and your cows
choke. I’m contacting the authorities. |
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