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H. G. Wells|
(1898)- Aliens are invading earth. I repeat: Aliens are invading. Everyone panic. PANIC!
by Orson Welles|
(10/30/1938)- Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been handed a message
that came in from Grovers Mill by telephone. Just one moment please. At
least forty people, including six state troopers, lie dead in a field
east of the village of Grovers Mill, their bodies burned and distorted
beyond all possible recognition.
(12/19/2004)- OMG OMG OMG OMG! Aliens are invading. This is terrible.
How could this happen. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'm speechless. OMG OMG OMG
I'm running around in circles. OMG OMG OMG OMG
Alan Watts, Ufologist|
(12/20/2004)- I won't say I told you so, I but I told you so. The crop
circles revealed all. But did the government listen to me NO!! Did you
listen to me NO! Well now you'll all burn and perish! BURN! PERISH!
Stupid Fools! They deserve the aliens and more.
(12/20/2004)-Ahh their gonna kill us all. Help Help. What do we do? OMG
Help. Ahhh OMG Oh No they're here its too late. We're doomed NOOOOOOOO!
Xaxar, Great Leader of the Foemeds|
(12/22/2004)- Fershemdel Guzendinglach! Mishkerbindle! Crop Circle?
Krepfintle! Zach Gastinbergele Findlelach!
<translation omg omg I can't believe were about to conquer your puny
planet. What's a crop circle? omg omg I can't wait to kill you all.
omg, this was too easy>