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Posted by Shamu-el (8/15/2004)- Your mom is so fat she had to go to Sea World to fit in a mikveh You know once the girl gets married, she'll blow up.

Posted by Bella Lantic 8/16/2004)- Your mom is so fat she's got her own area code!

Posted by Joey Limpsky (8/17/2004)- Your mom is so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Posted by Elliot Spingel (8/17/2004)- Your mom is so old, she was around when the dead sea was still sick!

Posted by Arthur Jumboman (8/18/2004)- Your mom is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Posted by Rachel Steinfeld (8/19/2004)- Your mom is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Posted by Chen Chen La 8/21/2004)- Your mom is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Posted by Meira Stern (8/21/2004)- Your mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Posted by Shoshie Fisher 8/21/2004)- Your mom is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".