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Posted by L Newmark (3/24/2005) - OMG! Devora's harddrive just exploded. This is a worldwide crisis! Her office is internationally known! What should we do! This is is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of her office. I'm going to call Dell and complain.

Posted by DriveSavers™ (3/25/2005) - We're very sorry but the only stuff we could recover from that pile of ashes was all the spyware Devora downloaded, all 3.67 gigabytes of it. She should be more careful. By the way, you still owe us the 2 grand you promised.

Posted by Dell Computing™ (3/28/2005)- We're very sorry but spontaneous hard drive combustion is exempt from your accidental damage warrenty. Besides its clearly a software problem. Call Microsoft™. Of course if you send us a 500.00 dollar money order, we'll call Microsoft™ and complain for you!      Sincerely,      Chris, your helpful Dell™ representative.

Posted by Chani Greensplat (3/29/2005) - OMG! OMG! I miss Hard Drive z"tl already! I'm sooooooooooooooo sorry Devora! When I heard the news, I came to Onlytzaras to post as soooon as posible! I remember when you first met Hard Drive z"tl, it was only about 1 month ago! I catch the first plane I can so I could come the the funeral!

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Posted by Hitachi (3/29/2005)- We don't even make Dell hard drives. What are you blaming us for! Clearly, you should blame Dell™.      Sincerely,      Chris, your helpful Hitachi™ representative.

Posted by Leah Rosenthal (3/29/2005) - Oy. Oy. Hard Drive was never blessed with children. Who will say kaddish for Hard Drive z"tl?

Posted by Dell (3/30/2005)- Come On! Who doesn't know we outsource our hard drive production to someone else. The whole thing is their fault.      Sincerely,      Chris, your helpful Dell™ representative.

Posted by The Honorary George W. Bush, President (4/7/2005) - I can sympathize with you. My hard drive down in my Ranch in Texas also crashed. Of course the Secret Service got right on it. I'll give you their number.