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Death of A Hard Drive (Los Angeles, California)
March 24, 2005
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Sign the guestbook Posted by L Newmark (3/24/2005) - OMG! Devora's harddrive just exploded. This is a worldwide crisis! Her office is internationally known! What should we do! This is is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of her office. I'm going to call Dell and complain.

Sign the guestbookPosted by DriveSavers™ (3/25/2005) - We're very sorry but the only stuff we could recover from that pile of ashes was all the spyware Devora downloaded, all 3.67 gigabytes of it. She should be more careful. By the way, you still owe us the 2 grand you promised.

Sign the guestbookPosted by Dell Computing™ (3/28/2005)- We're very sorry but spontaneous hard drive combustion is exempt from your accidental damage warrenty. Besides its clearly a software problem. Call Microsoft™. Of course if you send us a 500.00 dollar money order, we'll call Microsoft™ and complain for you!
     Chris, your helpful Dell™ representative.

Sign the guestbookPosted by Chani Greensplat
(3/29/2005) - OMG! OMG! I miss Hard Drive z"tl already! I'm sooooooooooooooo sorry Devora! When I heard the news, I came to Onlytzaras to post as soooon as posible! I remember when you first met Hard Drive z"tl, it was only about 1 month ago! I catch the first plane I can so I could come the the funeral!

Sign the guestbookPosted by Microsoft Corporation™
(3/29/2005) - What! I'm positive I told you to reformat your FIND ALL YOUR OLD CLASSMATES OLDCLASSMATES.COM hard drive before it BUY TOYS ONLINE! exploded! Blame CLICK ON THE MONKEY TO WIN A PRIZE Hitachi™
     Chris, your helpful Microsoft™ representative. PS We sympathize with your WARNING! YOUR COMPUTER MAY BE INFESTED WITH SPYWARE! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD MORE! spyware problems, and we are working to WIN A FREE IPOD make Windows much more secure, as soon we can ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD YOUR COPY OF WINDOWS VISTA HERE cleanse our own network of the problem. BUY VIAGRA WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION.

Sign the guestbookPosted by Hitachi
(3/29/2005)- We don't even make Dell hard drives. What are you blaming us for! Clearly, you should blame Dell™.
     Chris, your helpful Hitachi™ representative.

Sign the guestbookPosted by Leah Rosenthal
(3/29/2005) - Oy. Oy. Hard Drive was never blessed with children. Who will say kaddish for Hard Drive z"tl?

Sign the guestbookPosted by Dell
(3/30/2005)- Come On! Who doesn't know we outsource our hard drive production to someone else. The whole thing is their fault.
     Chris, your helpful Dell™ representative.

Sign the guestbookPosted by The Honorary George W. Bush, President
(4/7/2005) - I can sympathize with you. My hard drive down in my Ranch in Texas also crashed. Of course the Secret Service got right on it. I'll give you their number.


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