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Posted by Patty & Selma Bouvier (6/12/1995)- It might interest you all to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant again. (Now that it's on the web, in an hour, everyone will know.)

Posted by Marge Simpson (6/12/1995)- Oh no, when Homer finds out about this he’ll need to quit the new job he was so excited about. I just hope he doesn’t understand when people congratulate him.

Posted by Police Chief Wiggum (6/13/1995)- Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box. That's nice work, Homer.

Posted by Posted By Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (6/13/1995)- Oh, Mr. Simpson, I have just heard about the little bundle of joy. Congratulations, sir!

Posted by Moe Szyslak (6/13/1995)- Hey, Homer! Way to get Marge pregnant.

Posted by Homer Simpson (6/13/1995)- This is getting very abstract, but thank you: I do enjoy my new job at the bowling alley. Hey, wait a minute. What are all these presents? It looks like you're... showering Marge with gifts. Hmm... with little, tiny baby-sized gifts. Well, I'll be in the tub.

Posted by Maude Flanders (6/14/1995)- By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.

Posted by Homer Simpson ((6/14/1995)- New job? ...Marge is pregnant?! Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!