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Posted by Dovid Yankelberger (11/16/2004)- Just letting everyone know that I proudly decapitated the last of those disgusting idols we found in our cereal box, and now our house is once again Avoda Zarra free.

Posted by Chaim Shochet (11/17/1504)- It takes a lot more than destroying a stupid bobblehead to make a house avoda zarra free. Didn't you hea about those Indian Sheitals. I had to burn every sheital my wife owned. Luckily I had enough money to buy some Chinese ones.

Posted by Yisrael Levi Cohen (11/17/2004)- You Am Ha'aretz! Do you really think Chinese sheitals are better. The Chinese also worship avoda zarra. I burned every sheital I could find, and made my wife buy hats.

Posted by Ephraim Shatzman (11/19/2004)- Hats! You think hats are safe?! Don't you know hats could also be worshiped?! I make my wife knits all our clothes out of raw wool. That way, there's no way we could be wearing avoda zara.

Posted by Tuvia Butzerfield (11/20/2004)- You Shoteh! You may not be wearing avodah tzarah, but You could still be living in it I had to burn my house down cause it might have been made with chrismas trees. From now on I'm only using Asheirah Free Wood™

Posted by Gavriel O'Leary (11/23/2004)- You call destroying one building made of of asheiras impressive?! Bah! That's nothing!! My great great great grandmother's cow rid a whole city of asheiros!! Now that's what I call a chumrah.