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Posted by Eyewitness News (7/18/2003)- We are sad to report that a chassid who shall remain nameless has been caught trying to pass off cow and sheep for quality beaver, mink, fox, and bear. We have informed the city and they will be shutting his business down and throwing him in jail for fraud and for paying his tax's. He refused to make a comment as he left court.

Posted by Rabbi Yonasan (7/19/2003)- I was outraged to discover that what I thought was 75% beaver and 25% Mink was really just cow skin with dyed sheep wool on it.

Posted by Rabbi Finkelstein (7/20/2003)- How dare he, what was he thinking making a special hat of extreme religious significance for the Ultra-Orthodox out of kosher animals?!? It's a shanda and a chillul Hashem, rachmana litzlan!

Posted by Psychedelic, Man!!! (7/20/2003)- The cow swam over the sun in a pot of purple with a couple of chickens and a gross of armadillos. Chartreuse minks with goats in boats in the moat.

Posted by Rabbi Rabinowitz (7/22/2003)- This cannot stand we cannot make streimels out of cows, if this continues the damage it will do to the Jewish community would be immense. And then the next thing you know they will be accusing me of worshipping cows. Thank you very much, but I am very happy with my Beavers and Minks.

Posted by Rabbi Shnuraitis (7/23/2003)- I need tzedaka. I have 26 children, and my eldest sons has just gotten engaged and I need $500,000 dollars for the wedding because I have spent all my money on my pure mink streimels and beaver/fox bekesha. Please send check or preferably cash to my home in Beverly Hills, CA 90210. Thank you.