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Posted by Yasser Arafat (7/3/1994) - I've been wanting to make aliyah for so long- ever since I became a Palestinian citizen! I am so excited that I almost forgot to call Israel "the zionist entity" the other day.

Posted by Bill Clinton (7/4/1994) - Shalom and Salaam! I am so happy for you, Arafat! Don't forget to write- I miss you so much already. Let's do another peace talk soon, k?

Posted by Yitzhak Rabin (7/5/1994) - Congratulations, Yasser! I'll see you and Shimon in December. You know what I'm talking about! You always were such a nobel guy. ;)

Posted by Suha Arafat (7/5/1994) - Yasser, isn't this the best thing ever? Now we can be mekayem the mitzvot hat'luyot ba'aretz! Did you know that every 4 Jews you kill in Palestine is a mitzvah?

Posted by Yasser Arafat (7/6/1994) - Yitzhak, you are a good friend of mine and I love you like a brother, but I must tell you that your hands are so sweaty. I never want to shake it again! Hahahaha! I am kidding, of course- I am such a kidder. Kisses! XOXOX

Posted by Elad Ben-Ami (7/6/1994) - What is up with all you people? Arafat is a murderer and a terrorist! He'd just as soon see you dead as shake your hand- how can everyone be so blind?

Posted by Yasser Arafat (7/10/1994) - We want peace- we are committed to peace, and we want to live in our Palestinian state and let others live. Why is this so difficult for you Zionists to understand? We Palestinians are a simple people. We are living a simple life. Many Palestinians that I know- they just work with fertilizer all day from morning to night.  All we are wanting is for you zionists to stop teaching your children to hate us and murder us. Is that too much to ask? Why can we not all live in peace?

Posted by Elad Ben-Ami (7/11/1994) - Arafat, you two-faced lying scum. You wrap lies within lies. It would take an hour just to deal with all the lies you heap into a single sentence. How can you claim that the Palestinians just want peace when the Palestinian charter clearly calls for violent attacks against Israel?

Posted by Yasser Arafat (7/13/1994) - First of all, you are speaking to General Arafat. You haven't right to ask me these questions. I refuse, from you, to ask me this question, as I am refusing any person to speak with me with this language.

Posted by Hanan Ashrawi (7/13/1994) - OMG OMG OMG! Now we can be neighbors again! I'm so exited, I can't sit still! I'm going to do a little dance now to celebrate! WOO HOO!

Posted by Yasser Arafat (10/21/1996) - We know only one word - jihad. jihad, jihad, jihad. Whoever does not like it can drink from the Dead Sea or from the Sea of Gaza. What?! Am I speaking English? Never mind.