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1. INTRODUCTION

Welcome to the OnlyTzaras.com Not-For-Profit Web Site (the "Site"), provided to you by OnlyTzaras Blah Blah.  Please review the following terms of service before using this Site.

This agreement, and any other terms and conditions posted Blah Blah, governs the user and Blah

2. Privacy Policy

Any personal information you give us about any tzaras you may have will be immediately posted online for all the world to know.

3-8. Blah

Some boring legal text not unlike #9 below (which you must read carefully or we might sue you)

9. INDEMNITY

By using this web site you agree to indemnify OnlyTzaras and its parents, subsidiaries, affiliates, directors, officers, consultants, lawyers, plumbers, shopkeepers, salesmen, astronomers, postmen, animal trainers and industrial waste specialists.
You must know what indemnity means without having to look it up.

10. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY AND LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY

NOW THE MANDATORY ALL CAPS PRINT, AS IF YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO READ THE WHOLE THING IF IT IS IN CAPS. THIS IS BLATANTLY AGAINST THE MOST BASIC INTERNET ETIQUETTE BUT LAWYERS CAN DO THAT KIND OF THING

(b) A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF READERS MAY EXPERIENCE EPILEPTIC SEIZURES WHEN EXPOSED TO CERTAIN LIGHT PATTERNS OR BACKGROUNDS ON A COMPUTER SCREEN. CERTAIN CONDITIONS MAY INDUCE PREVIOUSLY UNDETECTED EPILEPTIC SYMPTOMS EVEN IN USERS WHO HAVE NO HISTORY OF PRIOR SEIZURES OR EPILEPSY. IF YOU, OR ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY, HAVE AN EPILEPTIC CONDITION, CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN PRIOR TO READING THIS SITE. IMMEDIATELY DISCONTINUE USE AND CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS WHILE ON OnlyTzaras: DIZZINESS, ALTERED VISION, EYE OR MUSCLE TWITCHES, LOSS OF AWARENESS, DISORIENTATION, ANY INVOLUNTARY MOVEMENT, OR CONVULSIONS.

(m) THIS SITE AND ALL PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED THROUGH IT ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITH NO WARRANTIES WHATSOEVER. ALL EXPRESS, IMPLIED, AND STATUTORY WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT, ARE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMED. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, OnlyTzaras DISCLAIMS ANY WARRANTIES FOR THE SECURITY, RELIABILITY, TIMELINESS, AND PERFORMANCE OF THIS SERVICE. OnlyTzaras DISCLAIMS ANY WARRANTIES FOR OTHER SERVICES OR GOODS RECEIVED THROUGH OR ADVERTISED ON THIS SITE OR RECEIVED THROUGH ANY LINKS PROVIDED IN THE SITE, AS WELL AS FOR ANY INFORMATION OR ADVICE RECEIVED THROUGH THE SITE OR THROUGH ANY LINKS PROVIDED IN THE SITE. OnlyTzaras SIMILARLY DISCLAIMS, TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, ANY WARRANTIES FOR ANY INFORMATION OR ADVICE OBTAINED THROUGH THE SITE. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ANY INFORMATION OR ADVICE RECEIVED THROUGH BLAH REASON OF OTHER SERVICES OR GOODS RECEIVED THROUGH OR ADVERTISED BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
 


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